Wow, tough crowd.
Luckily for you, I don’t include puns in all of my copy.
(Only like 70% of it.)
But as you’re on this page, I know not to use them in your copy.
Instead, I’ll use a host of other tricks and techniques to take a passive reader, turn them into an engaged reader and then convert them into a customer.
How do I know?
Because I’ve written copy that has sold everything from green energy to copper pipes, emails that raised over £1.6 million for charity and content that has turned casual readers into paying customers.
All without a single pun.
Need a hand with your copy?
If you’re in the market for (pun-free) copy or content that works, have a look around and, if you like what you see, give me a shout.