Give me a shout

Wow, tough crowd.

Luckily for you, I don’t include puns in all of my copy.

(Only like 70% of it.)

But as you’re on this page, I know not to use them in your copy.

Instead, I’ll use a host of other tricks and techniques to take a passive reader, turn them into an engaged reader and then convert them into a customer.

How do I know?

Because I’ve written copy that has sold everything from green energy to copper pipes, emails that raised over £1.6 million for charity and content that has turned casual readers into paying customers.

All without a single pun.

Need a hand with your copy?

If you’re in the market for (pun-free) copy or content that works, have a look around and, if you like what you see, give me a shout.